February 6th, 2006 | 
Author: No, not the kids game with too many pieces; the loud metal spring latch slamming back snapping one.
Nothing is more annoying than setting four traps in your garage and finding three of the four picked clean of all traces of peanut butter without any of them going off.
I take that back…. one thing that is more annoying than that is the fact that those hair trigger, spring loaded bastards went off when I dared do as much as exhale close to them. Now that pissed me off.
I’m going to get you you furry little shit. Don’t think you can just trow your droppings all over my workbench and power tools (including my brand freaking new respirator mask and filters turning them into a lump of expensive garbage) and get away with it. I’m going to mount your furry little bastard head and stick it on the wall in my office.
(btw, I do have to give you credit for the perfectly timed dart and run in the garage the other day. It was beautiful. I had no idea the oldest girl could scream that loud nor jump that high…. you’re still dead though.)
You need to do more than that, take a small amount of peanut butter, apply it to trap. Then take a small amount of raw bacon and wrap it around the peanut butter. Then take thread and wrap it around all of the food and secure it to the trap tightly. You should have better luck.
For even better results, buy a cat.